+Lost
< surprised I wandered into the first one >

+Stgy
< lights his Cubans slowly >

+Lost
< yeha I figured you knew it was me, but it's force o habit >

+Echo
< has a seat at the bar and pours himself a drink >

+Lost
< a compass? I don' need no stinking compass! >

+Lost
< headed upstairs to post somewhere >

STS
< figuring out a way to sneak a Zeke into ETO to outturn JASE >

+Phnx
< I'm a really good pilot . . . even on Tuesdays . . . when I'm not shopping at Kmart . . . or watching Wopner . . . >

+Phnx
< Dazed and confused >

+Rip
< The Clueless One >

+Phnx
< The preceding message was the combined ramblings of two separate, yet similar movies >

+Phnx
< Hey! I can hear +Tiff talking, but his lips aren't in synic! >

+Phnx
< The lights are on, but I'm not home >

+Lost
< throwin on some bell bottoms, peace man >

Mir
< holding strings and ceiling wax and other fancy stuff >

+Echo
< seen way to much Speed Racer as a young boy >

+Rip
< wipin' tears from eyes...sides aching >

+Stgy
< grabbing FR Barf Bag >

+Phnx
< You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round, round, round >

+Phnx
< Still nothing better to do >

+Phnx
< Still no life >

+Phnx
< Well, I tried < G > >

+Phnx
< I'd like to thank all the little people that made this possible . . . The Az < G > >

Comrade +Tiffonovich
(Glorious Nomad Yak driver< S >)

STS
< knows Romeo and Juliet are together in eternity >

+Lost
< has normally proportioned lips >

+Lost
< havin a beer in STS's honor...OK, I woulda had one anyway.. >

STS
< thinking that any music is too loud right now > smile.gif

-MZ-
Gigantor the space age robot, he's at your command...

+Lost
< thinking about "Ride the Lightning"...seems appropriate for us... >

+Phnx
< Warming up the Yak >

+Lear
< afraid to even THINK about maint, insur.... >

+Lost
< is on Tiff's team, but still seems to get killed by him.... >

+Lost
< I'm going to Disneyland! >

+Lost
< wondering if Steve Case is sitting in a room somewhere watching his new toy dump people >

+Phnx
< My FR flying looks more like footage of an Apollo mission returning to Earth . . . Splash-Down! >

+Phnx
< Pulls the tarp over his 38 > smile.gif

+Lost
< has the leather jacket, no motorcycle though >

+Phnx
< Doc, can you remove my brain, it causing me some discomfort >

Mir
< who feels Mr. T was at his best in D.C. Cab >

+Phnx
< Crawling back to my hole to think some more >

+Lost
< ...in a Fool's Paradise >

+Lost
< Vice-President of Mergers and Acquisitions, Nomads Inc. >

+Tiff
( Showing every sign of going over the edge, based on his last few posts< S > )

+Phnx
< Waiting for the latest load of meds to come in via transport >

+Rip
< not nearly as funny as +Phnx, but amuses HIMSELF nonetheless >

+Jase
< lying on stomach eating Ice Cream >

+Lost
< tends to spend more time drinking with the drunks then dropping them off >

+Phnx
< I'd expect a demotion, but I can't get any lower >

Mir
< who knows what it's like to cover a 7' center man to man :/ >

+Rip
< 5'9" white dude, who's never even seen a 7' dude, let alone wanted to have any kind of close relationship with one >

Mir
< who is late on Mondays because of these >

+Lear
< larger beers at hockey game than basketball too 8 ) >

+Lost
< definitely not a face painter though >

+Rip
< It's not just your imagination, I'm really NOT funny >

+Phnx
< Nobody knows da trouble I seen . . . >

+Rip
< My spell checker works, I just disabled it >

+Tiff
< Just perfected the Nomad, out the window auger >

+Rip
< Not only the Hair Club President... >

+Phnx
< Roger and Hamerstien, eat your heart out! >

+Lost
< Depends Spokesmodel >

+Lost
< oh blessed Rand-McNally, don't fail me now >

+Lost
< could get used to the corner office wink.gif >

+Rip
< This Tagline is a Registered Trademark of +Phnx Inc. >

+Rip
< "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" was funnier than any +Phnx so far > :-)

#1 < Have the crash trucks standing by >

#2 < Wonder if this makes Band Cindy? >

#3 < Posting: It does a body good >

#4 < I'm not really LT, but I play one on TV >

Think that should about cover it.

+Phnx
< Copyrighted 1997 by the Phoenix Foundation . . and remember, shooting down a Phoenix is a Federal Crime >

+Rip
< Access Denied: Unable to connect to Tagline. Please try again later. >

+Rip
< Can't think of anything >

+CHIT
( thinking that +RIP must really be +LT's little brother )

+Phnx
< Still not a doc, but still playing one at work >

+Phnx
< Well will post them at the sea, we will post them at the beaches, we will post on the streets! . . We will never surrender! >

+Lost
< Inquiring minds want to know >

Mir
< often accused of being Mire or Mirt >

+Rip
< Will work for something funny to post >

+Jase
< thinking of switching to Yak for good....just kidding Kitty ;-) >

+Rip
< We're sorry. This tagline has been disconnected or is no longer in service >

+Phnx
< Ah, now what to do with Lonestar . . . Lonestar . . . Visions of "Dark Helmet" come to mind . . . >

+Phnx
< He keeps going and going and going and going . . . . >
< Double Tag Line: No! I do not wear the pink sneakers! Shut up +Rip! < G > >

+Phnx
< Nothing further to comment at this time >

+Jan
< Batteries not included >

+BAND
< yum yummy yum yum yummy yum >

+Tiff
< content and at peace with the world >
for the moment anyway smile.gif

+Rip
< The other white meat >

+Phnx
< It's what's for dinner >

+Lost
< I use the term "thoughts" very loosely.. >

Mir
< who likes alt, but doesn't need it for dweebs >

< Ping Ping Ping >
+Phnx shot down

+Phnx
< They call it an auger cause a Phoenix was already being used to describe something else >

+Phnx
< Copyrighted 1997, Excerpt from "The Phoenix Files" >

+BAND
Ka=[product]/[reactant]...titration curves...thermodynamics..gotta love these

+Phnx
< wondering, but getting no answers >

+Phnx
< Ok, who's the joker that gave me knee boots for my birthday? >

+Phnx
< Let us raise the flags in honor of the men and women of the Armed Forces . . . < S > >

+Tiff
< twitch >

+Phnx
< The Nomad who lost the most pelts in that exchange >

Mir
< puts the shades back on >

+Phnx
< Falls off of soap box >

+Rip
< The preceding post was strictly satire. Any similarities to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. >

< The preceding post also expressed the views of the author, and are not necessarily the views held by the attending Squad. >

< The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passenger's and baggage only. >

< Be the Ball... >

< If anyone knows why I am still typing, please tell me. >

< That's all there is down here...really. >

Mir
< aiming the tranquilizer gun at Rip, but wobbling the laughter >

+Phnx
< Surfing the pages of VR/AS (virtual reality / actual stupidity) >

+Phnx
< Trying to stay quiet! >

Shiva
(running as fast as he can < G >)

+Phnx
< Putting in the earplugs so he don't have to listen to Da Lemmings Macro no more < G > >

+Phnx
< Yadda yadda yadda, ect, ect, ect . . . >

Phoenix ^Nomads^ ( +Phnx )
< It does a body good >

+Lost
< is reading Better Homes and Gardens as we speak..err type..err read..whatever >

+Phnx
< I'm not a doctor, but I play one at work >

+Phnx
< Thinking about getting out of the house more often >

+Phnx
< Quickly heading back to the basement >

+Dale The First
< Never seen so many people want to be a red nosed, buck tooth, chipmunk before! LOL >

+Lost
< knows that Furball is Elmyra's cat, but isn't +Dale >

+Rip
< Hey, this IS the training board, right? >

+Lost
< livin on borrowed time >

Mir
< wondering if he forgot deodorant >

+Rip
< Stole this label thing from +Phnx, because he's funny >

+Phnx
< Master of the after post tag >

+Lost
< umm, what's this spot for again? >

+Lost
< gainfully employed >

Mir
< Throwing away the proof that Phnx was my wing when he got killed >